I only vaguely had anything to do with this video by Mithra Alavi and C.J. Ferguson.  I gave Mithra a little advice while she was writing it and she ran with it! Personally, I'd have liked more blood, but you do what you can when time is tight. (Okay, I usually want more blood even when the amount of blood is perfectly adequate.)

I wrote this a couple years ago.  It's basically one of my favorite tasteless jokes redone as a horror short. I shot it with Mithra Alavi, C.J. Ferguson, and a guy named Jeff.  C.J. did a fine job of editing it!